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Please refresh the page and retry. The actor Burt Ward was rumoured to have once wet himself because Lee wanted to beat him for real while shooting a crossover episode of Batman. And there are legendary stories of legitimate fights on the sets of martial classics such as Enter the Dragon. Lee wins the first round, but Booth takes out Lee to win the second.
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